Monday, September 13, 2004
Note to Self
Do not plan to spend eight hours at an amusement park if you arrive in the morning to find fewer than 300 cars parked in the parking lot. Because you will be able to walk onto rides without waiting in line, you will discover that amusement parks are generally boring places. After all, you can only watch recently-graduated theatre majors sing 70s medleys for so long when you're taking a break from the high g-force pounding your body takes on the thrill rides. And when the fun house is closed, along with the waterpark and the around-the-park train, your only other options will be the the ferris wheel and souvenir shopping.
